Did you know that the zombie virus can infect statuary? That's right, not even your garden gnomes are safe, and across the world, increasingly numbers of bloodstained, hungry zombie garden ornaments lurk in the bushes of once-safe gardens.Are you ready to face the hordes?
Custom Made Gnombies
The original zombie gnome, the Gnombie, is a handpainted resin gnome that lurks both indoors and out. Whether it's ambushing salespeople or chewing on your visitors when they walk in the door (in an endearing "awww, it can't even reach my knee, look at it gnawing through my ankle, it thinks there's a brain in there" way, these terrifying little lawn ornaments are also capable of biting other gnomes and spreading the deadly curse...
(Note: As these are hand painted and all that, they're of limited availability).
Gnombies on Amazon.com
More Zombie Gnomes on Amazon.com
These Zombies are cheaper than the resin Gnombies, and mostly made of plastic. And brainssss. There are a few more cartoonish, andparent kid friendly designs in here.
These Zombies are cheaper than the resin Gnombies, and mostly made of plastic. And brainssss. There are a few more cartoonish, and
Zombie Gnomes from Amazon.co.uk
In the UK? If you want a large and terrifying zombified gnome, capable of taking on cats and the smaller variety of child, try the Bloody Garden Gnome it's foam rubber filled latex, so not suitable for outdoors, but great as a horror party decoration).
Amazon.co.uk has a smaller selection of the same zombie gnomes - clearly the UK garden ornaments are more resistant to the undead virus.
Zombie Gnomes on Etsy
- Looking for an even more unique zombie gnome? This Etsy store makes them too, and you can choose from a selection of zombie gnomes!
Staying Alive
Defend yourself against the terrifying unliving hordes of statuary with a book full of advice and a brave, determined zombie fighting gnome!
Defend yourself against the terrifying unliving hordes of statuary with a book full of advice and a brave, determined zombie fighting gnome!
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