Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Munchkin Cthulu: Risk Your Sanity Against the Elder Gods

Battle the reaching tentacles and stay sane!

Buy Munchkin Cthulhu on: Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk!

Munchkin Cthulhu is based on the works of H.P. Lovecraft and the many horror games based on them (especially The Call of Cthulhu). Lovecraft fans and Cthulhu gamers will love this, but people who have never heard of the Elder Gods (you lucky innocents) will probably be a bit lost. A quick trawl through Wikipedia or hunting out a couple of his books is recommended to appreciate the depth and the jokes.



This is a very solid, very funny, parody, full of monsters from outside of reality, Lovecraft references, threats to your sanity, four original classes (the Investigator, the Monster Whacker, the Professor, and the Cultist). Cultist has an interesting twist, the cult is on the side of the Elder Gods, it can't be discarded and if everyone joins the Cult, the game ends! There are no secondary modifiers (e.g. Races, Loyalties), as everyone is just human. In keeping with the horror theme, this is one of the nastier games, full of monster enhancers for players to ruin each others fights with.

Some of the cards are Shoes of Only Having to Run Faster Than You, Necrocomicon (and assorted puns based on that), Flashlight Goes Out!, Sole Stealer, Tht Whch Hs N Vwls, Shallow Ones, the Dunwich Snorer, Flashlight Goes Out!, Fun Guy from Yuggoth and the Grape Old Ones.



Expansions and Extras for Munchkin Cthulthu



Munchkin Cthulhu 2 Call of Cowthulhu
An expansion for the original game.
56 cards

New card type: Madness (similar to Curses but with a positive random upside).
More items, Lovecraftian parody monsters and tongue in cheek humour to build on the original game. Beware the cows. 





Munchkin Cthulhu 3 Unspeakable Vault (Rev.)
An expansion for the original game.
56 cards

Parodies the webcomic Unspeakable Vault (of Doom) and features the creator Goomi as a guest artist. More monsters and items and silliness, no notable new game-play elements. 






Munchkin Cthulhu 4 Crazed Caverns
Expansion for the original game.
Contains 16 Door cards and 20 Dungeon Cards.

A Cthulthu themed version of Munchkin 6: Demented Dungeons, adding locations that affect the whole party and that you can randomly travel between.








Weird Bonus Stuff



  • The Munchkin Cthulhu Cursed Demo [check Amazon.co.uk as well] : Usually out of stock and out of print, the demo pack is a a special 17-card demonstration deck for playing out scripted moves to show new players. The cards are all from the main Munchkin Cthulhu set. It comes with 39 promo cards to keep or give away. 

A Munchkin Overview: Basic Gameplay and Themed Variants

Themed Munchkin: Dungeons & Dragons, Star Travel and Super Heroes Parody Card Games

Munchkin is a fantastically funny game for 2-8 players (four or five is best), in which you draw cards, fight the monsters you encounter while exploring and collect treasure items to protect your character with. There are also a lot of player to player cards that can render the games completely unpredictable.


Very basically, you are an adventurer, zombie or a vampire or whatever the theme is, exploring through a dungeon or a haunted house. Each player kicks in a Door card and finds out if they've walked into a monster or a curse, or just get another card for their hand. Killing monsters (or eating human brains, in the zombie version), levels you up and wins you cards from the Treasure pile. You can use these cards as items you are wearing (Weapons, armour, random objects with weird effects...), sell them, or just hang onto them until you need to lose some cards.

You 'win' fights by having a higher effective level, or fighting strength' than the monster (your level plus any bonuses from your items) and you can ask people to help by fighting with you or throwing cards at the monster - but people can also throw cards into the fight to make it harder.

There are a plenty of smaller details, and every card has its own text and exceptions, you can make up house rules or not worry about it too much, or stick exactly to the rule sheet. But essentially? It's fun, and it's a great game for groups to play together.

Number of players


The best number of players is 3-6, but Munchkin can be played with 2-8 people. Or more, if you have a large deck - the more players there are, the longer the game drags on, as someone always has one more card to stop the winning player, and the more fun it is, because of the unpredictability and the fact that someone's always willing and able to help you up the first few levels.

With two players it's much more of a straight card game, and much more dependent on luck of the draw, as with only two people there is much less incentive or ability to help each other, and much less chance of sabotaging each other.

Munchkin is a very easy game to jump into and catch up with - just take your starting hand and start asking for help until you reach the same level as everyone else! Of course, it's so unpredictable that a brand new player may draw the right cards to level up several times while another player is still sitting on level one!



Munchkin comes in a wide variety of themed games, each standing alone as a new excuse for different gameplay, terrible jokes, and fandom parody. 

Munchkin is a card based game, which is why it has got so many expansions - you can just keep adding cards to the deck. The original version is a fantasy RPG parody, but there are a dozen other themed versions. Each card is either a Door card ('stuff that lurks behind doors, e.g. curses, monsters and random class/race type cards) or a Treasure card (items you can use or wear or sell). The exact details vary between the different versions, but the overall gameplay doesn't.

Each starting game comes with 168 cards, and the expansions usually contain 15 or 112 cards.

A few expansions add special types of cards, such as the dungeon hopping cards (various specific themes that can be mixed into a certain deck) and the general booster packs that can be added to any version of Munchkin (e.g. Fairy Dust, Munchnomicon). These generally sit in their own pile.

You can combine the games, but unless you are a very keen player, you will probably want to pick one or two versions and stick with those. Each themed Munchkin also comes with expansion packs, so you can add plenty of replayability and additional twists!

Horror Munchkin Games: Zombies, Halloween and Lovecraft


Looking for an awesome halloween game? Munchkin Zombies and Munchkin Cthulthu are two of the most popular spin-off games for Munchkin, and the more recent Munchkin Bites will make a good catharsis for anyone who has had to watch Twilight recently!

Ideal for horror fans, these hilarious genre spoofing games feature shambling zombie players hunting down hapless human opponents and cursing each other at inopportune moments, brave souls facing off against terrifying and insanity inducing elder gods, and a cast of spooky paranormal creatures prowling through a haunted house and surprising a whole host of other creepy monsters!

Pick your favourite, or mix and match - the really fun part of Munchkin, apart from the unfailing hilarity, bad puns and in-jokes, the gameplay is very similar in each version, though they all bring new elements to the table, and you can mix up an entire horror themed deck for a Zombies and Werewolves versus the Elder Gods Munchkin game!


Learn more about the horrifically creepy variants:




Aliens, spaceships and super powers soar across the skies in Star Munchkin and Super Munchkin!



Star Munchkin and Super Munchkin are the two science fiction versions of the game. Star Munchkin is galactic exploration and star travel (and all the films and tropes that go with that). Super Munchkin is based on the superhero genre, and features psychics, heroes, mutants and evil villain opponents. Both games have a lot of aliens!

These two variants are both a bit nicer and less backstabby than the original Munchkin (and definitely nicer than the horror Munchkin games!). They both follow the common principles of becoming more and more overpowered, rather than undercutting other players, whether it's in a technology race (bigger guns! with longer names!) or mutating and acquiring more superpowers (as seen in any superhero or mutant ever if their story arc runs long enough).

Learn more about the science fiction variants:


I'm in the process of updating and transferring all my reviews from elsewhere, more to come!


Super Munchkin: A Mutated Magical Game

Fly through the skies with Super Munchkin!

Super Munchkin is a parody of super heroes. From alien invaders to superman, the golden era of comics shines through in its full mind boggling, logic breaking, heroic glory.

You play as Mutants, Mystics, Technos and Exotics which level up and acquire goofy origin stories, and more and more powers and secondary mutations, to the point of ridiculousity, true to the source material. The villains are villainous evil masterminds and aliens and monsters, and the lines are generally clearly drawn between the forces of Good and Evil.

Much like Star Munchkin, this version is more of a race to become the most overpowered than a backstabbing, mutual-sabotage-fest, so will appeal to people who don't like that aspect much (to balance this out, you could combine it with a particularly nasty one, like the Zombies version, or ramp up the villainy with the expansion, Super Munchkin 2).




Super Munchkin 2: The Narrow S Cape 
112 cards

This an expansion to Super Munchkin adds new items and a lot more villains, to make the game a bit tougher (the base game is weighted on the side of the players, letting you race to create the strongest characters rather than simply struggling to survive).



Star Munchkin: Scifi Parody For Everyone

Star Munchkin  

Are you a fan of science fiction? Then this is the Munchkin for you!

Take it to the stars with Star Munchkin!
Oozing with space travel, science fiction tropes and film and television references, Star Munchkin is set in space, with futuristic guns, alien monsters and futuristic treasures. Pick this up if you're a fan of Doctor Who, Star Trek, Firefly, Dune, and similar space based shows.

If you appreciate having a Red-Shirted Hireling around to do your heavy lifting and dying, know exactly how to wield a Sonic Screwdriver, are a fan of Red Dwarf and can distinguish a Death Star from a moon from a thousand light years away, then the Star Munchkin is the version for you! It even references the film Invasion Of The Bee Girls, for hardcore geeky reference fans.

The stackable 'aser weapons are probably the bit of game play most worth buying Star Munchkin for (other than the jokes, obviously). It's a fun rule in which all weapon items ending in 'aser' are allowed to stack together to form upgraded super combination weapons. Like Laser-phaser, or the Bananafanafofaser-razor-laser. Truly, the guns of the future.

Once you've got the first game, the Space Ships booster pack adds Ships, which are pretty awesome. Oh, and if you combine this with The Good, the Bad, and the Munchkin, you get Firefly!

Get Star Munchkin from Amazon.com or click here to see Star Munchkin on Amazon.co.uk

Star Munchkin Expansions



Star Munchkin 2: The Clown Wars
112 cards

A new race (bugs), new and duplicate cards to help balance the deck, more -azer weapons and more monsters. Also includes the Rooms/Dungeons expansion type (which add in a setting that affects characters).





Space Ships Star Munchkin Expansion

15 cards

Adds the Space Ship card type (similar to Steeds) which your character can travel in, as well as some related cards. Examples include the Horsefly, the Starfurry, or the USS Secondprize. Works well as a booster with other decks.




Star Munchkin 3 Diplomatic Impunity
112 cards

Adds Ships as part of a full expansion, a new race of Veggies, and a new Ambassador class that can roam the universe taking over ships with diplomatic impudence. As well as plenty of new treasures, traps, and enemies to keep space interesting.



Star Munchkin Roleplaying Game
96-page hardback book

Satirical version of RPG manuals based on the Star Munchkin game. Actually playable if you know what you're doing.