Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Photos of the Dreadly Cute Catthulhu

I bring a rare and special gift today - photos of the unspeakably rare, mind meltingly adorable, horrifyingly cuddly and dreadfully tentacled Catthule Nautilussii, known more commonly as the Catthulhu.

This darling cute horror escaped from some unspeakable dimension many centuries ago, and has since roamed the Earth. Or at least, curled up and purred on it, its little tentacles curling gently in soothing undulations, in time to its hypnotic purr...

It is believed to be the cuddly, domesticated version of the Displacer Beast.

This Tentakitty has lost one of its tentacle, the poor fluffy darling, but has taken this loss with equanimity. No doubt it was stolen away during some terrible battle of cuddles, to be dried and sold as part of a set of finger tentacles.




Gaze upon it as it wriggles through the unknowable depths... and despair.


There is a theory that it somehow uses its trailing tentacles to trap small particles of emotion from the air, feeding on your love and adoration.


Do not worship the Catthulhu, you will only make it stronger and cuter.


ALAS. I FEAR THAT IT IS IRRESISTIBLE. WE ARE DOOMED.

But before we are all dragged down into a pile of warm fur and contentment, check out these links! Quickly!


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